After reading Elisha’s play and hearing Cassandra thinking it were a phone call, I’ve decided to translate it into a text messaged conversation. There will be no stage direction, because this is no longer a play, but a dialogue. I have also changed the couple from college graduates to college students in order to use the language of “lolspeak” or “txt”
Daniel: Hey
Vanessa: heyyy
Daniel: whuts up
Vanessa: nmu?
Daniel: nm
Vanessa: soooo whats up
Daniel: idk I just thnk we need to talk b 4 things get n e farther w us
Vanessa: oic ur breaking up w me
Daniel: no its not that
Vanessa: I dnt blame u I know y
Daniel: no stop its not that I <3 you
Vanessa: wut is it?
Daniel: idk if u can hndl it. it s big
Vanessa: idc I <3 u 2 wut is it
Daniel: k. in high school I made a mistake
Vanessa: u got a grl pregnt?
Daniel: no, not that
Vanessa: wut then Dan
Daniel: I have HIV
I also enjoyed reading “Thirteen Ways to Look at a Blackbird” so I have decided to write “Thirteen Ways to Look at a SUNY Cortland Student”
I
She is smart.
She is within the 10% of applicants accepted.
She is exclusive and high achieving.
II
She is a daughter,
a sister, a niece
and so many other things within a family.
III
She is a friend to many at home,
and a growing number at school.
She is a roommate.
IV
Studious
and self challenging,
she works hard.
V
A bookworm
at the library
night after night.
VI
Her life outside of the class is busy.
She is an athlete.
She is sporty and healthy.
VII
She can be seen eating at Neubig
surrounded by friends,
laughing and talking.
VIII
Sometimes she is there wearing
a red shirt and visor
as an ASC employee.
IX
Other times in sweatpants and a t shirt.
Sometimes she wears this to class
with messy hair after waking up.
X
On the weekends she can be seen
in a short skirt and tube top
in ten degree weather,
walking the streets.
XI
She is near unconsciousness
after drinking too much
and experimenting with drugs.
XII
Now she is laying in bed,
sleeping through class,
missing important assignments.
XIII
She is an ambassador
to SUNY Cortland
Monday, March 8, 2010
Monday, March 1, 2010
It'll Be Worth It... (First Draft Posted as "My First Time") (Edited May 1st)
In the winter of 2002 I went to Woods Valley Ski Area in Westernville, New York, to snowboard for the first time in my life. It was the perfect place to start this difficult process because it was a small hill, not intimidating mountain. It has an incredibly friendly atmosphere which also helps calm any nerves a beginner may have. This may be due to it being a family owned destination.
At this point in my life, many of my friends had already been snowboarding for two or three years, and I was interested in trying it myself. I had been skiing since I was three years old and I was intrigued by this new form of enjoying the downhill slopes in winter. In the past few years I had been skiing with my friend Andrew, who had already been snowboarding for two seasons. Today, he was going to be my instructor. We traveled the forty minutes from my house and when we arrived I rented a board from the chalet. After purchasing our passes, we headed out into the winter air.
From my previous eleven years of experience with these hills I knew we would be headed toward Easy Acres, the bunny hill, the easiest, most level trail available. I remember thinking this would not be as difficult as people had told me. Dependent on my knowledge of skiing, and my summers of skateboarding, I was looking forward to the day. I recalled the stories my friends had told when they learned how to snowboard, and the bruises they showed me to accompany their stories. I was planning on not being able to tell similar stories or show comparable bruises… I was wrong.
I boarded the chairlift with one foot strapped in, and the other free, to help me travel across flat land. “Wait a second,” my friend said “you’re facing the wrong way.” I am goofy footed; I prefer my right foot to lead, and my left to follow. The majority of people snowboard with a “regular” stance; I was one of the thirty percent of people who are more comfortable riding goofy. Now Andrew’s advice was going to be backward, and we would have to figure out how to do things in the opposite manner as he taught me.
The first run consisted of my riding down the hill twenty yards, then falling down in order to stop myself from careening out of control and injuring myself and others. I was having difficulty turning, stopping, and even standing up after falling. Andrew’s instructions were not very helpful. My spirits began to lift as another friend of ours, Jason, joined us on the hill. Unfortunately he was not goofy footed either, and my spirits sank again. He would be of little help to me.
After three more runs and over one hundred falls, I was feeling as though I was making progress. Andrew and Jason had become bored with my slow pace and frustrated with my inability to understand their poorly given instructions. They had decided they were tired of the bunny hill shortly after Jason’s arrival, and had crossed to a more advanced slope, leaving me to teach myself for the remainder of the day.
Andrew and Jason found me inside several hours later, drinking hot chocolate and eating mozzarella sticks with french fries. It was time to go home and I had come in early to rest my legs. My muscles were incredibly sore, but the burn I felt in my thighs was nothing compared to the pain I could feel on my tail bone, hips, palms of my hands, knees, elbows and shoulders. The bruises were forming already. I could also feel a bump forming on the back of my head from a particularly nasty fall when I had caught my heel edge. They apologized for leaving me, but I knew their instructions would have been of no help. I was glad they enjoyed their day at Woods Valley so someone would be able to tell a good story when we were picked up in a few minutes.
I returned my rented equipment and rode home, thankful for the cushioned seats of my mom’s minivan. I knew I would be no different from the other people describing their first day snowboarding, and wondered if my bruises would be as bad as the others I had seen. When would I return to the hill to attempt this supposedly “fun” activity? Would my tail bone, hips, palms of my hands, knees, elbows and shoulders still be purple, or fading to yellow green? Either way, I knew I would be returning to conquer this task of learning to snowboard no matter how much abuse my body took from the snow. I was a good skiier, but snowboarding held so many new and exciting adventures. I would be able to go into the “Board Park” to hit jumps and grind rails. I would be able to use new terms like “jib” and “butter” (no not the kind used in cooking). I would be able to do the same things my friends did instead of being the only uncool kid on skis.
As we pulled into my driveway Andrew asked if I wanted to go back tomorrow. My bruises would still be black and blue, not yet completely developed, before I would be adding to them. I would have less than a day to prepare myself for more self inflicted abuse, but it would be worth it.
At this point in my life, many of my friends had already been snowboarding for two or three years, and I was interested in trying it myself. I had been skiing since I was three years old and I was intrigued by this new form of enjoying the downhill slopes in winter. In the past few years I had been skiing with my friend Andrew, who had already been snowboarding for two seasons. Today, he was going to be my instructor. We traveled the forty minutes from my house and when we arrived I rented a board from the chalet. After purchasing our passes, we headed out into the winter air.
From my previous eleven years of experience with these hills I knew we would be headed toward Easy Acres, the bunny hill, the easiest, most level trail available. I remember thinking this would not be as difficult as people had told me. Dependent on my knowledge of skiing, and my summers of skateboarding, I was looking forward to the day. I recalled the stories my friends had told when they learned how to snowboard, and the bruises they showed me to accompany their stories. I was planning on not being able to tell similar stories or show comparable bruises… I was wrong.
I boarded the chairlift with one foot strapped in, and the other free, to help me travel across flat land. “Wait a second,” my friend said “you’re facing the wrong way.” I am goofy footed; I prefer my right foot to lead, and my left to follow. The majority of people snowboard with a “regular” stance; I was one of the thirty percent of people who are more comfortable riding goofy. Now Andrew’s advice was going to be backward, and we would have to figure out how to do things in the opposite manner as he taught me.
The first run consisted of my riding down the hill twenty yards, then falling down in order to stop myself from careening out of control and injuring myself and others. I was having difficulty turning, stopping, and even standing up after falling. Andrew’s instructions were not very helpful. My spirits began to lift as another friend of ours, Jason, joined us on the hill. Unfortunately he was not goofy footed either, and my spirits sank again. He would be of little help to me.
After three more runs and over one hundred falls, I was feeling as though I was making progress. Andrew and Jason had become bored with my slow pace and frustrated with my inability to understand their poorly given instructions. They had decided they were tired of the bunny hill shortly after Jason’s arrival, and had crossed to a more advanced slope, leaving me to teach myself for the remainder of the day.
Andrew and Jason found me inside several hours later, drinking hot chocolate and eating mozzarella sticks with french fries. It was time to go home and I had come in early to rest my legs. My muscles were incredibly sore, but the burn I felt in my thighs was nothing compared to the pain I could feel on my tail bone, hips, palms of my hands, knees, elbows and shoulders. The bruises were forming already. I could also feel a bump forming on the back of my head from a particularly nasty fall when I had caught my heel edge. They apologized for leaving me, but I knew their instructions would have been of no help. I was glad they enjoyed their day at Woods Valley so someone would be able to tell a good story when we were picked up in a few minutes.
I returned my rented equipment and rode home, thankful for the cushioned seats of my mom’s minivan. I knew I would be no different from the other people describing their first day snowboarding, and wondered if my bruises would be as bad as the others I had seen. When would I return to the hill to attempt this supposedly “fun” activity? Would my tail bone, hips, palms of my hands, knees, elbows and shoulders still be purple, or fading to yellow green? Either way, I knew I would be returning to conquer this task of learning to snowboard no matter how much abuse my body took from the snow. I was a good skiier, but snowboarding held so many new and exciting adventures. I would be able to go into the “Board Park” to hit jumps and grind rails. I would be able to use new terms like “jib” and “butter” (no not the kind used in cooking). I would be able to do the same things my friends did instead of being the only uncool kid on skis.
As we pulled into my driveway Andrew asked if I wanted to go back tomorrow. My bruises would still be black and blue, not yet completely developed, before I would be adding to them. I would have less than a day to prepare myself for more self inflicted abuse, but it would be worth it.
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