Seven Bars (Edited May 1st)

What’s up my name is André
I’m the “corporate guy” in this squad.
You can bet when I graduate
I'mma get a job.

I pronounce my Es and Rs
‘Cause I’m an English Major.
Next time I show up for class
I'mma wear a blazer.

I’ve brought my teaching skills
All over the world,
Like this winter in Thailand,
When visiting My Girl.

President of the Ping Pong Club,
Yeah my skills are nice.
I played in some tournaments
and I’ve even won twice.

I’m not ‘Lil Wayne,
I don’t push twenty fours
I’m not Mistah F.A.B.,
I don’t ride with open doors.

You can see me in my whip
It’s nice with all black trim.
I’ll be sittin’ on twenties
‘Cause I won’t ride teenage rims.

I’ll be scrapin’ in the U
Yeah I’m from the 315
All the haters will be hatin’
When they see me passin’ by.