Sunday, May 2, 2010

Rap Battle with David B (Edited May 1st)

The following are my lyrics for a rap battle with a friend David B.

Yo, your voice is too high pitched and whiney
I’m in class and can’t swear,
So I’ll say I’mma
Kick your “hiney”

I already know everything
You’re about to say
You’ll reference rap artists
From yesterday, and today

You’ll namedrop Outkast
Cuz they’re your favorite crew
You need to understand
They got nothing to do with you

The only similarities between David B
And Big Boi as that they’re hefty
Big Boi wears expensive cologne
This morning he went double pits to chesty

The rhymes that you've written
are too LONG and fake
I think this guy's tryin' to over compensate

Blowin’ it all at once, too quickly
Oops, ah-chew
Riddle me this David B
Will you be ready for round two?

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This is the space when David B will be reciting his lines.
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You one of the turtles
I'm master splinter
My flows hot and cold
It's summer AND winter

Yeah your real smart, we all know that
For those who didn’t know, Triple major for this cat
But in your classes when you talk
We all hear Daddy's bird go Squawk

You say "it's pronounced ButterBAUM
Don’t mess up this proper noun”
But your name’s really BitterBUM
When you rhyme your flow is dumb

There are some similarities between us
But the differences are greater
That’s right class this is David B
And I’m about to slay her

We both wear glasses
Yet, there's a difference
Mines good lookin’
And yours isn't!

Go Get thick frames
to hide that nose
While you’re out
Get new clothes!

Wearin’ the same KSwiss each day
This is a game you'll never play
In my Reebok Pumps I'm the man
exclusive orders from Japan

I pump them up then I jump high
You wish your feet could be this fly
Got eight more pair in my room, that’s colossal
Matching this swagger, for you that’s impossible


You Look your stuff up on
Rhyme Dictionary Dot Com
When you practiced last night
You though “this will be hotter than a thermonuclear bomb”

But I'm sorry to be the one to tell you
That today you’ve failed
The first F in your life since P.E.
That’s right your train’s been derailed

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